boringpixel

SECTOR 7G · ORBIT STABLE · EXCITEMENT 0%

boringpixel

Mission: ship boring software that loads fast, stays up, and never surprises you. Status: nominal.

 open manifest

cargo manifest

  1. Meelerahu

    Practice management for mental health professionals. OPERATIONAL

  2. Online Planning Poker

    Real-time story estimation for agile teams. Free, no signup. OPERATIONAL

  3. [redacted]

    Another product is in orbit. It will also be boring. PRELAUNCH

flight rules

  1. stay up

    Boring software works every day, including the days nobody is watching. Uptime is the entire personality.

  2. load fast

    Kilobytes, not megabytes. Making people wait builds suspense, and suspense counts as excitement.

  3. keep quiet

    No spam, no dark patterns, no data hoarding. We would like to know as little about you as possible.

  4. no surprises

    Stable features, predictable pricing, a roadmap that is a straight line. Surprises are treated as incidents.

charter work

We take on contract software development: websites, web applications, full-stack systems, and mobile apps for clients in Europe and North America. Everything is built to the flight rules above and maintained after launch.

 hire the crew

CREW LOG

BoringPixel is an independent software company. We run a small fleet of our own web products and take on client work.

Most of our work goes into speed, uptime, and privacy. Those are dull things to be good at, and that suits us. Around here, excitement usually means something broke.

There is no venture capital behind this, so nobody can force a pivot or decommission a product you rely on. We plan to stay small and keep everything running for our customers across Europe and North America.

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